sess

The term that conservative girls use to refer to sex.

"Daddy, I love sess."

by Sessy Beesh December 24, 2008

jam session

a gangbang of sexual intercourse with 4 or more guys on one girl.

That bitch is sick she had a jam session with 6 guys

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Sessa dean

A try hard who loves la croix and records. She really loves la croix and records

“Man that person over there sure does buy a lot of records”

“she drinks a lot of la croix too”
“Oh yeah that’s Sessa Dean”

by Smallkrunch69 July 7, 2019

re.session

Regarding resession

Re.session takes place after forward(ed) session.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Shit Session

When Jeff Session is appointed Attorney General

Oh man, what a major Shit Session in the senate.

by TheDumpman January 31, 2017

Bird Wetting Session

A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).

Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"

My girlfriend was on her period so we couldn't have sex but I still got a bird wetting session.

by Capt. Swee Righ April 7, 2010

dick touching session

Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.

LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010