Snailed

After a girl is cream pied she rubs her vagina on someone

After we had sex she got on top of me and snailed me.

by Cheebaguy27 February 23, 2022

Mad Snail

The feeling you get when you're stuck walking behind a slow person in the hallway, you're mad, and you're walking as slow as a snail.

damn, I was stuck behind a group of little kids, they made me a mad snail

by HalfPrince January 27, 2017

MOODY SNAIL

some one who is getting angry over soemthing stupid;a.k.a slow

1."Omg, how come you always get the red marker, i want the red marker, I WANT THE RED MARKER! I WANT THE RED MARKER!."
2."Dude, seriously stop acting like a moody snail."
3."what does a moody snail have anything to do with it? I WANT THE RED MARKER."
4."Snails are slow right?"
5. "Yeah. I don't get it."
6."exactly."
7."Huh?"

by ambie September 8, 2006

snailed up

To have half a boner

she’s mid bro. my dick is snailed up.

by miattababy June 1, 2022

snail position

The snail position is an awkward position of two beings where one of them sticks their tongue down the other individual's ass while doing sexual intercourse. (only for very flexible people)

Gee! I can stretch! Let's commence in the snail position!

by Xello101 February 21, 2015

Be a snail

Be a snail

Any friend that is down on themselves about any image issue, simply reply - Be a snail and love the shell your in

by PrillyPootlePositivity May 12, 2024

Pre-Snails

Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.

Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM

Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM

Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"

Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"

by shaginwagin May 5, 2010