cactus snatch

noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.

Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.

by Norah The Explorer September 16, 2009

Snatch

another term for vagina

why does my snatch burn when i pee?

by emosexy101 August 28, 2009

Swollen Snatch

A time at which you must take advantage of the snatch or can also be caused by abuse of the snatch

"After I was finished with Kelly, she was rubbing my semem out of her swollen snatch."

by Formula June 6, 2005

snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.

Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!

by The Captain January 22, 2004

seatcheck

Calling "seatcheck" is alot like calling out "shotgun" in the fact that it is used to claim your: chair, sofa spot, futon, stair, whatever your seat may be, when you want to get up for a moment. It lets everyone around know that that spot, while vacant, is still occupied.

"Man, I'm thirsty. Seatcheck!"

by chanda June 29, 2007

The Dirty Satchmo

The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.

This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"

You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!

OR

The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"

by Dr Richard Mustard August 8, 2009

Snatch Sisters

When two females have had sexual intercourse with the same man.

"Did you here that Jamie and Lisa are snatch sisters? Yeah they both fucked Mike."

by Mr. Big Fish October 7, 2013