situationally agnostic

To not care or have indifference to a decision or outcoming of a circumstance.

I am totally situationally agnostic if you crash at my place or not
Situationally agnostic people are pretty chill

by rickbb August 2, 2014

Shituation

The Worst Possible Situation that could happen

When He Lied About His Homework He Noticed He Was In A Shituation Where He Had To Make It All Up

by ExplodingGold September 7, 2014

shituation

Any circumstances resulting in dismal failure and disappointment.

That party was a shituation I'll be trying very hard to forget.

by 10commoncents April 14, 2015

Shituation

Describes a situation that has gone to complete shit.

E.g "My missus just caught me having an anal threesome with her step sister and step mum"

"That's a pretty shituation"

by SimpleIsaac June 7, 2016

Shituationship

A shitty relationship.
When your in a relationship and things get complicated because there's a shitty situation involved.

"How is you and John's relationship?"
"Oh, you mean our shituationship?"

by PERC Princess August 30, 2016

Shituation

When you are in a not-good, unhappy situation caused by some unclear, driven by personal interest directions

I want to get out of this shituation

by Heraclex November 21, 2016

situational backbone

the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances

I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.

by ksaysthis December 18, 2016