cob slag

a woman that work inna da bakery or sandwich shop (excluding subway employees)

Rich “or8 duck gonna go cob slag get some food or what”

Luke “yes lad”

Callum “reem idea”

Dan “bacon well done”

by lukecordon June 12, 2020

Twatty slag

Similar to a twatty bisclit, but instead of having a yeasty fanny, this species had millions of STDs nesting in her cooch

That cabbage jessica is such a twatty slag

by Stankpopforbetterlife July 27, 2020

Mac Slag

Someone who loves Mac DeMarco

I know a Mac Slag. He owns every album

by the tonk god August 24, 2021

Uwu Slag

A woman that uses “uwu” as a phrase while sleeping with many people at one time.

This woman is an uwu slag.

by Trin_ayefam February 9, 2022

Crack ' O slag

A total slag bitch is a skinny woman who only eats when she's off the crack sesh , sucks off a man from boscombe who sells it so she can feed her habit of the circle of crack.

That total crack ' O slag is a wrongen. Saw her last night on the street corner asking for a finger in her ratley!

by The king of urban slang May 4, 2019

Kicked in Old slag

Kicked in Old slag is someone who ends up down the Womens Centre because the Pigs couldnt be bothered to arrest her Pakistani husband down the mosque before he did her in.

Police on the radio: "Yeah, I'm going to check on the kicked in Old slag at the Womens Centre now."

by Usebleach December 8, 2020

Man slag

A 14 year old who likes potatoes and gets wanked off In a field after breaking up with his girfriend

Boy; hi wank me off I've just ate a potatoe and broke up with my girlfriend I'm a man slag!

by Potatoe muncher May 28, 2017