spacked

SPonge attACKED. To be viciously attacked with a common household sponge.

I spacked felix last night, now he's in a coma.

by Tom and Felix Who Shall Now Fuck Off May 16, 2005

Stacked Ass Dack

Boner

I was at this ritual and I saw your sister... I got a stacked ass dack.

Uhmmm... k.

by cloudstrifexe90 July 5, 2010

smacked by a herring

When someone gets smacked by a large penis across the face so hard that it leaves a mark.

A:Why is your face red?
B:Oh last night I got smacked by a herring.

by elyons September 11, 2012

smacked

when you have been taken down in a verbal barrage of insult

"Robbo is constantly smacked by the boys, he is learning but forever picking himself up off the floor..."

by king of smack October 19, 2003

penis slacker

A slang term for one who gives a "hand job".

The hooker was the best penis slacker I had ever seen.

by ghetto_fab May 27, 2004

Gob-Smacked

When a person is being a little bitch on Clash of Clans and they request troops and you give them the worst troop possible, goblins.

dude kicked me out of the clan cause I disagreed with him and then everyone made him invite me back, so I had that dick gob-smacked.

by T-Kaine October 29, 2015

slacker

A punk who thinks his shit don`t stink, a Matthew. Also known as a whiner and a brat.

Man, that Matthew is a slacker.

by Doctor Wholittle September 28, 2006