Snake-skinned

When your condom slips off your penis inside the vagina after coming, resulting in the woman having to fish to get it out.
When she motioned that the condom slipped off inside her, I realized that I had officially snake-skinned that bitch.
by Trench-Town August 21, 2009
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shrimp skins

Shrimp skins are the crusty left overs on your dick after you have a good romp with the lady and not clean yourself and just let your river snake air dry.
Dude I got so crazy with Laura last night I passed out after and woke up with shrimp skins.
by Number15footlettuce June 30, 2018
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skin satellite

a satellite used by the US government to keep track of african americans
Person 1: How did they know he was in Utah?
Person 2: They used the skin satellite.
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Skin dookie

Look at the skin dookie on that guy!

No one has ever seen a pretty skin dookie.
by Lilmama2hwh January 08, 2017
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The Skin Grab

When a sexual partner grabs a mans testicle pouch, stretches it onto a table or hard surface as to make the testicles more clearly visible. The partner would then take a knife or sharp object and apply it to the testicles, often resulting in the splitting of the affected testicle.

*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.

Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky
Friend 1: Dude I heard you were in the hospital last night! What happened?

Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.
by The Pinky Blinky Man May 22, 2020
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Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.
by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018
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