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Skank Moocher

An individual known for their frugality, characterized by a sense of entitlement to the elicit substances purchased by friends or associates.
Jeremy- Wanna take shrooms at Greg’s house?
Ethan- Hell no! He’s such a skank moocher! I’ll bet you he’ll be the highest one out of all of us, and won’t pat a dime.
by SliceOfPudding June 3, 2023
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Drank Skank

1. noun: The alcohol equivalent of a cock block.

(interchangable with "king of the party foul")

2. verb: to prevent from attaining or drinking alcohol (especially minors)
1: parents that never leave, cerfews, younger siblings, and the worst of all the infamous bro-po or Brookline Police

"man i really wanted to have a party tonight but my parents are home, such drank skanks!"

2: "ugh the bro-po showed up and totally drank skanked us like 10 mins into that party"
by meskch August 15, 2009
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wank skank

person who has a wank over someone they shouldn't, for example a friends partner
you wank skank! cant believe you had a wank over melissas boyfriend!
by ashthetash June 3, 2014
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skank skirt

a tight bandage skirt typically worn by sluts or "skanks"
Oh wow, i like your skank skirt, it really highlights the curve of your ass.
by losre12345654321 April 1, 2012
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Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
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Skank-Ho

A nasty ugly woman who stinks and sleeps with whoever will let her.
Rose has to go on every dating site to try and get laid because no decent man that meets her ugly, stinky, rotten tooth, horse face self would want her. Rose is the biggest Skank-Ho I know
by Happy Camper 5 March 22, 2022
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skank shift

A waitstaff shift occurring during a late weekday night, ie: Midnight to six a.m. on a Wednesday. Named so because these are the less-desirable (lower-paying) shifts usually worked by the less-desirable (aesthetically-challenged) servers. Term popularized in the movie "Swingers."
There aren't going to be any hot waitresses at the casino tonight; it's the Wednesday night skank shift.
by Jim F. December 6, 2006
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