Carly Babe Summer

As a remix to Summer of 2021’s “Carly Bae Summer”, Summer of 2022 will be spent once again worshiping the iconic pop queen Carly Rae Jepsen. This summer will be spent truly diving deep into her complex ideology of iconic songs such as “Call Me Maybe” “I really like you” “cut to the feeling” “run away with me” and “store”. L.I.T’s will spend the summer studying and performing lifeguard scenarios based on the queen herself. At the end of the summer every counselor must present a 7 hour report on the queen and why she is our great messiah. Why Summer 2022? Because this summer I can’t be gatekept by those dog shit managers from last summer 💪

“This summer is Lowkey boring again”
“Dude once again you’re fucking stupid, ITS CARLY BABE SUMMER, buy a new JBL since they ruined your one last summer and GET TO WORSHIPPING”

by GagaThumper496 February 6, 2022

italian manwhore summer i guess

Another way to say you do you queen without calling your dumb friends queens. The phrase is taken from a tumblr post about an English team versus an Italian team and their reactions after the Italians win. I wonder how long it'll take for your dumb friends to find this on urban dictionary.

Sydney: I got covid
Me: Italian manwhore summer i guess

by latey late dawn May 24, 2022

summerection

Getting an instant erection when summer vacation begins

Adam got an summerection when the school bell rung and summer vacation began

by Graub January 12, 2009

summer diarrhea

The type of diarrhea you get when it is so hot outside that the poop inside your ass melts. Also known as summer shits/squirts.

The warehouse was so hot today that I know I will have summer diarrhea when I get off work.

by jsnb78 June 12, 2013

summer nut

seasonal hook up. Usually comes when the weather gets warm.

"Bro my {summer nut} is coming over"

by frankys June 16, 2017

Summer Puddin’

Engaging in random, outdoor, public sex with a homeless woman whose hot, sweaty body odor reeks of wet dog and urine.

Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.

I was walking back to the office and decided to have a little summer puddin’ as I passed the homeless camp.

Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.

I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

summer

she may seem nice at first glance but behind her mask I pure evil

guy1: dude have you met summer
guy 2: no, is she hot
guy 1: yeah but she has a death glare, she nearly broke my arm.

by suddenstorm May 29, 2018