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Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.
by A’Merkin September 14, 2023
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No shoeshine no dirty

No shoeshine no dirty is a saying in streetball that refers to a player not hitting the ball of a another players foot when checking the ball. As that would be considered dirty
Jordan: How he make that shi
Jamal: check up, no shoeshine no dirty.
by OG bron glazer June 13, 2025
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spew and smoosh

When you chunky spew in the shower and have to smoosh it down the drain.
Bro, I spew and smooshed last night. I had Taco Bell on my way home haha!
by DunnWendt April 18, 2020
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