Sarpanch

punjabi term for someone who runs the village. Baisically a legalized thug.

I would ask sarpanch before moving in this area.

by Guronkar - the official sarpanch November 1, 2005

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Sarpreet

A very intellectual, strong and sexy guy. Usually a brunette and definitely the most interesting man you know. If you know a man with the name, consider yourself the luckiest and most honored person on the planet

Damn, look at Sarpreet, I wish I was him

by CTSK July 8, 2009

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not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch

Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

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Pencil Sharpener

A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.

Chris was delighted to perform the pencil sharpener with Rajon.

by ArethasUrethra February 24, 2013

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German Sharpshooter

A sexual act as defined: Hide in the shower and quietly masturbate while your significant other is taking a dump. Just before you ejaculate, rip open the shower curtain, push her off the toilet onto the floor and blow a load all over her freshly laid poop. Quickly exit the bathroom before being punished.

Person 1: You'll never believe what I did last night! I pulled off the infamous "German Sharpshooter"!

Person 2: Right on Bro!

Person 3 : That's disgusting.

by Dirty Rotten Rob September 9, 2011

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