Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023

seed-planter

a shone who leaves something behind in your bed so a. she has a reason to see you again, or b. to piss off another girl that sleeps ova another night

ait so a shone spends the night, takes off her earrings or some piece of jewelry and leaves them somewhere (ie: in the sheets/bedside table. the next night your other girl comes ova and finds the jewelry and is like wtf? the seed-planter being the first girl that fucked you ova.

by crazy t February 20, 2009

Seed

A guy that tries to talk to a lot of different girls.

My teacher is a seed.

by WHY314 October 3, 2015

David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

As the “Official Sunflower Seed of the Babe Ruth League,” DAVID provides free scorebooks and safety tips to each team in the league, awards to All-Star players, and David Sunflower Seeds to be sold at concession stands.

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023

seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.

Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.

by QuacksO March 2, 2025

blow seed

for a male to ejaculate

hey bro let's find some thots tonight at the bar and bring em back here, i need to blow seed tonight.

by sd1rager January 8, 2024

seed sick

When you feel naseaus or throw up after swallowing semen after giving head.

Janet got seed sick because John's cum tasted like dirt.

by lindleyharrell August 23, 2011