Petrified Seagull

Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.

Venus Butterfly... whatever. Ever had the Petrified Seagull?

by John Doe who lives on Fake St. September 4, 2010

steaming seagull

when a woman is giving head to a guy she has an epileptic fit, biting down on the guys penis, whilst flapping uncontrollably begging for help.

hey john did you just see that chick cough up a cock?' 'yeah she looked like a steaming seagull.

by fecal mathers August 6, 2011

Mohamed Saghar

There is a prophesied man that was prophesied to be born on a third day in the tenth month, he is known as the most holy person that every man should respect. He is told to be alive and lives in the bottom part of the earth, they call him the Holy Sick Cunt. Some words he says is “Wallah you’re making me hurt” “Shut up” “yo, yo, yo”

Mohamed Saghar should be crowned.

by JimmyFN May 10, 2022

Seagull manager

A manager who often flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops on everything and then leaves.

Awh-oh, here comes the seagull manager... time for lunch, we'll clean up when we get back

by j-dawg2 March 28, 2009

Seahawk

When an individual whether involuntary or voluntary eavesdrops a conversation, within a circle of friends or another area. This technique includes talking to another friend, but really listening to the other conversation, looking at blindspot but still listening to the conversation, etc. This stance is called ¨being perched¨like a sea hawk with his/her eyes directly fixed on the target.

PS. When discovering such Seahawks, one can do an osprey/eagle/hawk sound in order to notify the sea hawk of his actions.

Person #1. Hey man what did you do this weekend ?

Person #2. Not much, what did you do?

( Friend #2 noticies potential seahawk and looks at him, while this is happening, the seahawk looks to the other way)

Person #1, I`ll tell you later, there is a SEA-HAWK nearby...

by Don Invent , A.H March 10, 2011

scream like a seagull

When a guy and a girl are on a beach having sex and the guy takes his dick out, sticks it in the sand, then back in the girl, so she screams like a seagull.

"Dude, I was fucking my girl friend on the beach the other day and I stuck my dick in the sand randomly and made her scream like a seagull."

by fattass July 16, 2006

a flock of seagulls

A that started in the early 80s, that sang the hit song I ran so far away,A flock of seagulls has many more great songs though.

my favirote bands are a flock of seagulls,the clash and many other 80s bands.If you call a flock of seagulls a one hit wonder...FUCK YOU!

by New_Wave April 24, 2005