by anonymous November 26, 2021
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A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!
by JuicyOliwia6669 September 22, 2017
Get the saras capri-sun vodkas mug.Gingerly licking of sugar sprinkled prolapsed colon as though one would lick off the frosting of a Sara Lee cupcake
My gf have way too much anal sex and she got a prolapse colon so I did the smart thing and gave her a Sugar Coated Sara Lee...it was fucking delish
by tastercakes June 27, 2011
Get the Sugar Coated Sara Lee mug.Two thicc besties with fat asses that eats rice for a living. When people walk past them they ask themselves ”Who are those thicc bitches?” and then they think of that question for the rest of their lives. Their favourite song is WAP because they have that, try them 😏
Once you see them, you can NEVER unsee them. They live in your dreams, your food, you shoes, your fake scenarious that you make up before you sleep, and your toilet.
Once you see them, you can NEVER unsee them. They live in your dreams, your food, you shoes, your fake scenarious that you make up before you sleep, and your toilet.
- Bro!!! Did you see those thicc ass bitches with fat WAPs?
- Yeah man, that must have been Sara Faradjev & Amanda Larsson.
- Yeah man, that must have been Sara Faradjev & Amanda Larsson.
by poopin’ravy July 9, 2021
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Get the sara meisel mug.Sara is the hot bitch next door that you try to beat in math class by finishing your work first (you always fail). She stands up for what she believes in, and is a natural leader, (the last part depends). She can be shy, but when you get to know her, shes open and is a lot of fun.
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