Salt Truck

To feel stupid or idiotic after someone roasts you for doing or saying something dumb. The act of turning into a grain of salt as a result of doing something wrong.

Susan was fired from her job for being late so often.
SALT TRUCK!!!!

by Hotbag July 20, 2011

salt lick

the goo that builds up on a guys nuts when he sweats alot and doesn't bathe.

also urinal cakes

also salt blocks for livestock and wildlife

she dropped my pants and took nourishment from my salt lick

by Kurt Larsen July 14, 2005

Salt

meaning a man or woman who lookin totally fake thinking they is king shit, but really is only an ass.

Shelby Larenze is salt melissa haha think he shit... hell no

by suzie May 31, 2003

Salted Moose

Salted Moose - When an erect penis is dipped into a pina colada and its looks like a moose removing its snout from a river or lake after a drink

During foreplay the couple decided to start off with a Salted Moose.
The college students were having a mean session of truth or dare when Johnny dared Mary to a Salted Moose.

by PoolPig October 4, 2011

Salted Nipple

A term used to describe that you want a salted rim on your bloody mary.

Bartender, give me a bloody mary, extra spicy, and with a salted nipple.

by Shmoshmech February 2, 2009

Salted caramel

When you have to balance your mood perfectly with a reply that doesn’t come off too salty or sweet because you are a little of both. You mean to convey a feeling of “I’m annoyed at you” but “I care about you” in one response.

Make sure your response is salted caramel.

Examples; “I’m sure you had a lot going on yesterday which is why you didn’t reply to my text”

“I saw you last night but you looked like you were having too good a time to notice me”

by Respondant February 12, 2018

garlic salt

A crazy spice slash seasoning that yoopers like on their grilled cheeses.

Sane people from the lower peninsula, wisconsin and chicago don't understand what those crazy fuckers like about it. It makes your breath smell like turd and not the good kind of turd, either.

Drunk yooper: Hey man, you got any garlic salt i can put on that grilled cheeze?

Normal person: no, you're a crazy bastard.

by milkycheeseface January 22, 2007