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Not trying to smoke your salmon

When you aren't just telling someone what they want to hear, regardless of the truth.
When you're not praising someone to gain their favor or approval.
SImilar to: 'Not blowing smoke up your ass.'

Possible sexual reference, 'to smoke' is often used as a euphemism for performing oral sex, 'salmon' and other fish are often used to indicate a vagina.
Not trying to smoke your salmon, but I completely agree with you.
I just think that's a great idea, else i would have disagreed and called you an idiot.
by Hey Gek August 30, 2022
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salmons

Ancient New Zealand custom where two people slap each others forarms in congratulations
Now is commenly used between skateboarders and car enthusiests
good job, SALMONS!!! *offers ones forarm*
by *Ninja_in_the_garage* November 6, 2006
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salmon pinwheel

Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.
Rob was pooped from doing GUI so he devoured a salmon pinwheel.
by java monster February 18, 2008
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salomia

RUN from salomia
by mamamamamamamamamaamama February 14, 2018
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salty salmon

One who simply tries to be different. This person does not like to be involved in mainstream because, well, its mainstream.

This person tends to disregard their true feelings in staying loyal to being different. This causes personal unrest, and results in: being a dick.
Mike: "Dude, did you hear Drake's new album?"

Armando: "Everybody listens to Drake dude, he's horrible. Get over it."

Mike: "You're such a salty salmon."
by Roosterboots October 18, 2012
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Dirty Salmon

A sexual encounter where one climbs on top of their mate and wiggles vigorously up and down. As if swimming upstream.
while laying there after sex my boyfriend began to give me the dirty salmon, it got awkward!
by FPIA May 20, 2010
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Brazilian Hair Salon

The act of slowly jizzing in ones own hand, then lathering into a parters moisnted hair.
The ladies always come to me, because I run the best brazilian hair salon around!
by jizmasterflex March 25, 2009
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