pain of a thousand swords

When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.

Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).
It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.
by Nathan Hulsey January 02, 2007
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standbying sword noob

Someone who is a raging homosexual who is even thought to be cheating in anything including life but especially Halo because they are pussy fags who use a fucking sword to ass rape you as you are in blue screen. I hope they get ass raped by a metal pole with spikes covered in herpes.
That standbying sword noob just standbyed and sworded me what a noob!
by Alfred William Harding IV January 26, 2008
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bruno the magical sword

the favoured toy of browntardf monkey boy. is a living creature and inhbitant of tivertown.
browntardf monkey boy played with bruno the magical sword from dawn to dusk.
by marvin barrs November 27, 2004
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Candy Cane Sword

A candy cane with a very pointy, very sharp end that could probably puncture skin due to someone sucking on said candy cane repeatedly for some time.
"Ow, that hurt, what did you stab me with, I'm bleeding now."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."
by t12j19c95 December 19, 2009
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reverse sword swallowing

instead of putting the sword down your throat, you put it up your fucking ass or vagina. hence the name reverse sword swallowing
look at zach, he is reverse sword swallowing
by tflbaby September 24, 2019
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Puerto Rican sword

A piece of pipe a few feet long used to beat the shit out of your enemies.
That motherfucker came at me with a Puerto Rican sword!
by Some kind of moose February 28, 2018
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SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS

Sword Fighting Fairy Faggots are gay people that live in the same house and play games known as Fortnite. To which if they kill you they are probably stripping down and sword fighting each other with their wieners. So far that some of them are re-creating one of the Star Wars films and naming it Bedroom Battles The Wiener Hardens .
Me: Freak I just died to some SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS.
You: That’s why we call them that
by TurtleTron August 07, 2018
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