Sleeping like a sheriff

When you're tired as an old sheriff after an long day of chasin' around them duke boys.

Luke: "I'm so tired dude."
David: "I know, I'mma be sleeping like a sheriff tonight."

by bebeloved September 28, 2009

Sleeping In the Buff

To buff sleep, someone who is a buff sleeper. This is a term that means nothing to those who do not do it, and people who don't do so because they just do not buff sleep enough to know what it means.

That girl is hot so she is sleeping in the buff, but her friend is sooo not a buff sleeper.

by Buffsleeping McBuffsleep December 5, 2007

sleeping challenge

Simply what you would guess it is. Stay awake for 24 hours.

Bro let's do the sleeping challenge!

by ChevyGirl27 July 27, 2014

Sleeping

What should be doing right now.

Iam "Ngghhuuh..."

Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"

Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"

Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."

Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."

Iam "That isn't helping!"

Hym "It..."

Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"

Hym "Hahahahaha!"

Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."

Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."

Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"

Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"

Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2022

sleeping tiger

When Victor Weyi and Alfie Regan shag, they fall asleep in the same bed and have an errection at the same time.

"Victor I have a small penis" said Alfie, "Do you remember being sleeping tigers last night?"

by Josh Cromar April 19, 2018

Sleeping Froob

A rare artifact that every body wants. It is priceless due to the fact only one was ever made. The Location is unknown.

I got a tip that the Sleeping Froob was hidden in a Glacier north of Fucking, Austria.

by Sozen September 28, 2007

sleeping bag

The act of placing one's scrotum on the forehead or face of a passed-out/sleeping party go-er; often for photographic purposes. Very similar to a teabag but much safer (if you fear a teabag victim might bite).

My buddy passed out after only six beers so we all gave him a sleeping bag.

by matt68000 June 22, 2004