Sour Patch Kids

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.
I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids
by Dat1boii June 20, 2020
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Sour Patch Kids

A sour candy that slowly gets sweeter the longer it stays in your mouth
Girl:Oh no I dropped my Sour Patch Kids
Boy:Then pick them up you lazy bitch
by Rizz queen June 17, 2023
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sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet
tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night
by sour patch kids inc. May 05, 2021
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sour patch kid

Oh yeah he’s a sour patch kid
by puhzenjai October 30, 2019
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sour twat

A dirty, disgusting and often bitchy/pissy twat
Shut up you litte sour twat!
Go wash yo sour twat!'
by Gotyoazz August 10, 2017
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sour twat

A sour...
1) A great word to shout out.

2) A woman's vagina.

3) A blow to the face or genitalia.

4) Used by Tweety.

5) An offensive term for a person.

6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.
Shut up you little sour twat.
You don't gotta be a sour twat bout it
by Gotyoazz August 10, 2017
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Watermelon Sours

Any stoners first choice of candy.
Stoner 1: Aye, I’m gonna run to 7 Eleven, you want anything?
Stoner 2: Yeah could you nab me Watermelon Sours?
Stoner 1: Yeah I got you.
by DGlizzy May 26, 2024
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