sfoof

A clean version of every cuss word known to man. If there are adults within ear shot of you while you feel like using profanity, say sfoof.

Person 1: "Hey i just peed in you're hat."
Person 2: "You son of a sfoof!"

OR

Person 1: "Dude you have a MILS."
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "A mother I'd like to sfoof!"
Person 2: "Oh hell no you mother sfoofer!"

by Yosneaky March 10, 2008

smoob

A sweet delight to rival all others, including radio stations which bring on the shine.

The other day I saw Smoob Blooberg, the world's most famous hermit.

by Smoob July 6, 2004

Pickle Smoocher

a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.

Hey, did you see that pickle smoocher, David's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?

by Dave Dil Doe December 28, 2011

Smoofy

adj: Expresses an extraneous scent of the abnormal bodily fluids.
adj: Expresses an extravagant amount of bowel blockage released and inhaled

yo bro! jimmy let out the most smoofy bomb I've ever smelt. It was straight nursty!

by broski333 March 13, 2010

smoo

smoo is a smelly moose! its a harmless in sult used as a joke!!!! god peeps whats wrong with you!

bex: hey sina you smoo!
sian: hey bex you smoo!
:)

by bex harris March 22, 2005

Smoo

A person that goes abnormal distances to please the boss. Would even go as far as changing sexual orientation to make the boss happy

Did you see what Lenny did to get promoted?

Don't bother telling me everyone knows he's a smoo he snitches everyone out. He burps and you can smell the bosses semen.

Smoo- Suck Me Off Or

by Sixfootstupid March 7, 2016

Smoofin Stoofu

A jew inserts drugs in your anus with their nose, while charging you an unnecessarily expensive fee.

Did you get your Smoofin Stoofu card?

by TP Defined September 14, 2019