shitty drunk

Soneone who thinks they are brilliant, well spoken and smooth when drunk, who in fact is not. Even when faced with cold hard facts and evidence of their shitty drunkenness whether it be pictures, witnesses, or broken things, will make excuses and justify their shitty drunken behavior, and continue to be shitty drunks.

Dooshbag, shit, faced, nightmare, my, bf, unfortunately

He was such a shitty drunk, he vowed he would never leave me and then tried to wrestle me, got me in a headlock and then stumbled to the bathroom to vomit.

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014

SHITTY HIPPY

Shitty hippy: usually tree dwelling hippy types with dreadlocks, which remain unwashed for a lengthy period of time. Also known as 'shittus hippus'.

Get off my land/out of that tree 'You shitty hippy'!

by littledreadedpixi July 5, 2014

Shitty duck

The act off pooping in the bathtub

Unfortunate accident bathtub shitty duck poop

by Apstrak September 18, 2016

Shitty bumper

When u pull out of her arse and u got shit particles on ur dick

Pulled out her backdoor m8 and she'd only given me a shitty bumper

by Staffoffs74 December 26, 2016

shitty twister

When someone shits on your tits

"How was it last night"
"He gave my the biggest shitty twister"

by Quix Skate January 14, 2017

ShittyMerry

When in a sexually act of anal fisting and you stick your fist deeper then usual and grab the shit out of them. Then with this shit you rub it on their Tit's.

Generally done around Christmas time for good times.

Last night I ShittyMerry'ed Nina and she loved it.

by NinaDestoyer69 February 14, 2017

Shitty Titties

An exclamation of shock, disgust or anger. Like "Fuck!" but a lot more original and creative.

*trousers fall down* "shitty titties, not again!"

by licky licky banana splitty September 12, 2018