Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019

short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)

"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."

by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014

cardboard shorts

shorts worn at posnack high school as part of their uniform

these shorts are made of cardboard or sumthin. yea thats why theyre cardboard shorts!

by hardbutt October 7, 2010

tee shorts

Shorts made of cotton tee shirt material.

Barbie softly whispered to her tan and toned inanimate partner Ken, “Hey, why don’t we pick up some really short tee shorts for our trip this weekend to Barbados?!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023

Short Roped

The act of being drawn in to a horrible circumstance without any warning or preparation.

"Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!

by beebob40 November 11, 2009

Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts

I just gave that girl purple shorts.

by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017

towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

by heckofaday May 19, 2016