decoy shoes

Shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can't identify you by your feet.

Person A -- I've got to leave work early today.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.

by Burn Your Ships September 26, 2013

Dress shoes

A code word for a secret hook up, usually involving cash or friends.

Wanna go get some dress shoes?

by 5678m February 3, 2022

Shoe Deviant

A Shoe Deviant is someone that has a shoe fetish. Usually uses shoes as a sex aid or likes being walked on. May ware shoes whilst masturbating.

Dave the Shoe Deviant comes home from work closes the the curtains and inserts a stiletto heel inside himself and cums on the floor.

by Shlim May 19, 2022

big shoe

loosely translated word from brazil used to describe a sapphic woman
original word: sapatão

wlw: i’m a big shoe!
wlw #2: oh wow! me too!

wlw: let’s fuck!

by b0ujeeb1tch April 4, 2021

shoe bop

A compliment to you abilities on the football field or any other sport. In the seventies in rural south Louisiana the brothers would chant (name) got a shoe bop shoe doobie doobie do bop. This would happen after a high school game if we won and I guess you could call it a celebration. The opposite of this would be a Humptie dump dump dump The chat would go( persons name) got a humptie dump dump dump. But it was more pronounce like Homptie Domp Domp Domp. And this would go on the whole ride home from the opponents school.

Mayne, dat QB know what he doin, You know he got a Shoe bop shoe doobie doobie do bop. But now he throwd a intersept, mayne his shoe bop done went to Homptie domp domp domp.

by Back Brusly Termanologist June 7, 2018

yeezy shoe

Adida's overpriced version of roshies. That was created by Kanye west

Did Kanye drop those super exclusive yeezy shoesthat's going to sell out less than a minute?

by Kanye shoes June 17, 2018

airport shoes

Expensive sneakers that you purchased and only wear on special occasions when you want you or them to be noticed (i.e. Traveling, concerts, or movie red carpets)

Robert: I'm headed to Boston for work.
Matthew: Nice, you're wearing the light brown Yeezy Boost 750s there?
Robert: Yea, those are my airport shoes.

by djpr3mis June 21, 2017