scar drag

In a fight you drag the bitch across the pavement.

Bitch you better shut the fuck up before I scar drag yo ass.

by betheltink April 27, 2015

Sarfin Safari

A Kook or pod of Kooks that aren’t just the typical beach goer, but the kind ready to feast into the unknown experience of getting pitted, barreled, scarfed, rocked, and washed all at the same time. Usually spotted by the carefully planned transportation of the sarfing board gettin verticle in the back of a 4-seater VW slug-bug convertible or some other like means of transport. There’s also the occasional wetsuit hanging side mirror tactic that really means the Kook felt the effects of a full fledged Sarfin Safari that day. This is when the Kook is expected to Shaka and grin because #weouthea!

A: Hey man I think I nabbed a Kook over there who just got shook on a Sarfin Safari.

B: You mean the one with the board strapped to the windshield wiper still dripping wet from mad tubes brah?

A: Yeah man, all I can say is now I’m #hardforsoftops.

by cnmjarrell July 9, 2019

scaramouchesfanpage

my wife also a fag who rlly likes scara 🥺🥺🥺

oh em gee theres raes wife scaramouchesfanpage.. wait what the hell is she doing? IS SHE LICKING A POSTER OF SCARAMOUCHE?!?!

by ilyalbedo July 17, 2021

sarf

Slang for surf

I sarf at the beach

by Sarf8 December 23, 2021

scaramoochies_bae

the hottest, best, amazing person ever

OMG! scaramoochies_bae is so hot and cool!

by gigithebest February 24, 2022

scaramoucheplsrailmeibeg

scaramoucheplsrailmeibeg is a tt who im moots with they’re weird in a good way they’re interesting and fun and popular ig

OMG IS THAT scaramoucheplsrailmeibeg

OMG YEAH I TOTALLY KIN THEM

by Kokomitf April 17, 2022

Scaramouche

The hottest genshin man I’ve ever fucking seen in my entire goddamn life. He is also Shaescara’s husband (it’s me, I’m Shae and don’t fact check that.) He May be small but that dick ain’t, he can put it in me and use me as a flesh light while degrading the everlasting shit outta me like god damn I need him so badly. I’ll go dumb for him, be his slut, toy, bitch, whatever he wants and when ever he wants it. He may be like 5’6 or something but he can kick your ass, shit I’ll thank him as well if he kicks mine, I’ll worship every step he takes and apologize for having the audacity to breathe the same air he breathes.

Person 1: guys I think they like Scaramouche
Person 2: No they obviously like Venti the motherfucking bard

by Shaescara April 8, 2023