by SMCCbeDUMB September 21, 2019
Saint John's Prep is like any other prep school. There are a bunch of snobby white kids with hummers, all wearing Supreme, and sporting the latest iPhone. They are more egotistical than Donald Trump, and about as smart as Jake Paul. The girls are smokeshows and all have the White Girl Starter Pack. Uggs, yoga pants, Starbucks, and a douchebag with a headband by her side. There are a few good kids though. Usually soccer players who take pride in playing for the school. They are amazing at sports and spawn a decent amount of college players. Otherwise, they are just another group of asshats who threaten those who antagonize them with they're dad who is a lawyer.
"I saw this kid hit a women with his hummer the other day. He was wearing this stupid headband."
"Probably a Saint John's Prep kid"
"Probably a Saint John's Prep kid"
by ThatMiddleClassWhiteBoi March 06, 2018
join the simps of saint denis
by arthur morgan 1899 November 21, 2021
The Saint X Tigers teach kids to huff paint, eat glue, and rant about “the weeds.” They have a younger brother complex with their rivals, the Trinity Shamrocks. After losing like usual, they take out their anger over losing by sticking lacrosse sticks in people’s asses.
Oh The Saint X Tigers lost? Better avoid them for a few days, the lacrosse sticks will come out again.
by TheMilkMike September 22, 2021
An unstopable force that wrecks havoc in any game. Side f/x are accusations of hacking and unfair play sometimes followed by the crying of a fucktard that is reciving the wrath of the accused.
by SpideR34 November 13, 2007
The 20th of April, it's like Saint Patrick's Day, only with marijuana instead of alcohol.
Also happens to be Adolf Hitler's birthday.
Also happens to be Adolf Hitler's birthday.
by Daniel Woolf April 20, 2008
Saint Andrew's Episcopal School (SAES) is an Episcopalian elementary and middle school located in California with morals for strong academics and character. Children at Saint Andrew's grow up with a good sense of what to expect for in the future, and develop practical goals in which they succeed spiritually and academically. SAES provides a well-rounded curriculum from the arts, to meditation, to app inventing, to self-motivating and enduring physical education. As the kids grow to young adults, they start to lose innocence as they discover life's challenges and opportunities. Many of which at SAES are masked with morals of character start to question the values behind becoming a perfect, well rounded, child. From here out, some chose to unconsciously follow the suggested path of work/improvement without question, while others chose to question life, God, and the pursuit of happiness. Once in 8th grade, most kids at SAES have experienced enough work and lessons to know that they shall do what pleases them, whether it means being a person of character, or a person who realizes the innocence of the school children. Many kids grow up to be bright, wonderful, and succeed in many ways, while others may simply be unprepared for real-life problems such as being bullied, relationship break-ups, and becoming fired from a job.
Bartholomule: "Hey Birtha, Saint Andrews Episcopal School looks like a great place for my 8 year old son!"
Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."
Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."
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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."
SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"
*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*
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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"
Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"
Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."
Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."
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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."
SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"
*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*
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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"
Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"
by Andrew the Apostle March 06, 2014