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Online Safety Act

An act that basically bans gooning for british citizens unless they verify their age by either using ID, some shitty AI face detection algorithm, and credit card information for some reason.

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Online Safety Act is literally just free promo for YouTubers with a nordvpn or expressvpn sponsor. Rent paid for the next 3 months
by Sebby294 August 1, 2025
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Online Safety Act

A corrupt act enforced by the government to deliberately spy on people.
"The online safety act is ____"
"I didn't know about the Online Safety Act!"
"Online safety act is ______."
by anidiot399494 August 5, 2025
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Online Safety Act

Some stupid ass act put together by the British Parliament that requires their citizens to submit an ID in order to access basically anything on the internet now. It all started with some 18+ websites requiring ID verification because too many parents don't want to monitor what their kids do online, or teach their proper internet safety, and now, it's gotten to the point that their government requires them to submit a driving license in order to access Wikipedia and Spotify. There's all kinds of gaslighting going on from officials due to the controversy of this act, such as stating that those against it are "on the sides of child groomers." Don't believe any of the crap these out of touch assholes have to say.
The Online Safety Act was never about protecting kids. It's about keeping track of who's doing what online, and using that information to suppress dissent. If the Parliament really cared about protecting kids, they'd teach online safety in public schools, arrest people on the Epstein list, or deport or imprison migrants accused to sex crimes against kids.
by This is my handle okay August 10, 2025
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Safety

None of which Roblox has.
Roblox got banned in countries like Turkey & Qatar because its safety measures suck
by skibidi rizzmas 67 August 16, 2025
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Safety Nasa

An expansion of the classic “safety/doorknob” game. If only the word “safety” is used upon ripping ass, other players may call an “aftershock,” in which they are granted to punch the ripper one time.

In order to prevent this occurrence, the ripper must announce “safety NASA” in order to shield against the aftershock.
*rips ass* Safety NASA! Sorry guys, but you’re not hitting me with an aftershock today.
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Safety beer

During session drams (spirits), to take a safety break from the strong drink routine & slow down the alcohol intake with a beer.
The Legendary On Call Team around the Wedderlea Firepit: “aye, time for another round of nips”
The Bad Man: “I think I’m getting ahead of the project timeline here with the drams - I’ll just have a wee safety beer for now”
To be entered into the On Call Team Meeting Minutes…
by BobBEGGZ August 17, 2025
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Safety MOM

A Safety person that is not qualified in their job and needs an attitude adjustment. She prances her fat ass around writing every simple workplace violation up. When asked what the reference is for this violation she has nothing to say. Her nick names are: FAT CUNT, Large Marge, and Safety psycho.
The Safety Mom reamed out the workers for eating at their work centers. Safety Mom Julia likes to rat all on all of her co-workers out when she finds safety violations. Everyone watch out, Safety mom is prancing her fat ass over to the building in about 20 min. FUCK YOU, SAFEY MOM
by Covid Sham Artist August 21, 2025
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