kirchhoff's loop rule

When 3 dudes penetrate each other in a circle, the cocks in must equal the cocks out.

Dude, want to see a proof of kirchhoff's loop rule?

by SuccKing October 10, 2017

The Jess Rule

Under the Jess Rule, when another person has a yummy or interesting looking drink, you can request a taste and the other person is forced to share.

The Jess Rule is requesting a taste of your mates drink.

*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!

by Drinking buddy November 28, 2017

A.I.S. Rule

when a friend gives a specific time to leave an event because they are the driver and will leave your ass behind if you arent in the seat at that time.

Ass In Seat

"dude im driving and i have work in the morning, so A.I.S Rule applies."
"A.I.S. Rule bitches im leaving in one hour"

by Dr. figilthorp October 23, 2011

Rule 37

There are no girls on the internet....ever .

That night elf is a guy, rule 37 bro

by Yamneko February 22, 2009

Rule 33

You put by accident “Rule 33” instead of “Rule 34” and pressed enter.

Man 1: I don’t know how to read and I typed Rule 33 instead of Rule 34
Man 2: a

by TheletterAE April 29, 2021

The Michael Cera Rule

Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this

Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex

Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.

by kingmc23 August 5, 2010

22.3 year rule

The time it takes for a tragedy to be declared as funny. Satirical comments about said tragedy is deemed acceptable.

AIDS is declared funny as more than 22.3 years has gone by since the first case. Lol.

by umplo May 17, 2005