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nut roulette

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When you feel pleasure when masturbating, you'll hold your breath and won't breathe until you cum. This may cause a heart attack and that’s why it's called nut roulette (after Russian roulette).
Jake: "Mike died doing nut roulette."
Tom: "Oh no what were his last words."
Jake: "He wanted to have ’I died doing what I loved’ on his gravestone.
Tom: "F"
by Drozdislav January 27, 2021
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American Roulette

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The act of placing explosive mats/carpets or mines around your home at random and forgetting where they are placed, thus creating the chance of blowing yourself up, when navigating your house.
"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."
by Dee._ January 30, 2021
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Bedtime Roulette

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Fill a bottle with a mixture of Xanax, morphine, and laxative pills. Give it a good shake, then pour out 3 pills. Wash them down with a glass of whiskey, then try to take a dump and whack-off before you pass out and shit yourself.
Work has sucked lately. I think it's time for another round of Bedtime Roulette.
by Merkin Wrangler February 21, 2021
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American Roulette

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I decided to play American Roulette at school with all my friends
by Trakhni Tebya May 7, 2021
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Japanese Roulette

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When you have six rice balls, five being filled with beef, the sixth being filled with shit. Which are put in a random order and each person picks a random rice ball. The loser eats a ball of shit.
Person 1: “Why those your mouth smell like shit!?”

Person 2: “JAPANESE ROULETTE!!”
by Roulette Master July 7, 2021
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Chihuahua Roulette

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Get into a group, each person taps on a Chihuahua until it bites you, person whom it bites looses. Repeat until one person remains.
Chad: Yo, dude howd u loose your finger?
Frank: I lost in Chihuahua Roulette
by Big Hairy Moustache September 10, 2021
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Finger Roulette

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Finger Roulette is a game you play whenever you are in a vehicle with terrible suspension and on pothole-riddled roads.

Each player takes turns digging in their nose trying to get a scrap of whatever they can find. A player loses when they hit a pothole hard enough to jam their finger up their nose or until someone gets a nosebleed.
"Dude, John lost Finger Roulette last night after he jammed his finger up his nose so hard he was knocked unconscious."

"Bro doesn't this game sound too dangerous to be playing?"

"Lmfao nah, wanna join?"

"Sure"
by IridEssence January 20, 2022
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