Rohan Heer

Sexiest brown guy ever and has the most sexiest hair. He pulls all the women in the world and is an absolute icon.

I wish I was more like Rohan Heer

by BigLula 69 December 17, 2023

Ronan

A Ronan is typically an average height blondish brown haired guy with luscious curls. He typically wears a hat, making him look like some kind of majestic Sam Sulek. Ronans usually walk around in a manner that is incredibly aggressive and confident, completely unintentionally. Aside from his athletic walk the guy has the worst case of resting bitch face you'll ever see. Only makes him look three times as handesome though. His eyes look like he's seen the traumas of war half the time and he's pretty quiet and mysterious. Then again, the guy will shift from looking like a handesome vietnam veteran to a laughing manic. The guy is either loud and funny as fucking hell, or quiet and scary as fucking hell. Personally, I'd ride his undoubtedly massive cock any day. He's always wearing a longsleeve and a jacket with joggers, and he's always carrying at least two bags with him. The guy seems prepared for anything and is incredibly kind. This motherfucker is a scary sweet talker too because the guy isn't afraid of anything. Low key think he's a nymphomaniac. This motherfucker has been in more school fights than you can count and is super nice until you fix with him. The guy can speak norwedgian and plays drumset incredibly well. You'll forget how built the guy is until swim unit comes around or the motherfucker shows up in a tight shirt. He's got a fucking eight pack for gods sake. He pulls men and women alike.

Damon: "shit dude I wonder why he always seems so intilectual and distant. It's like he's got a plan for everything, and half the time just responds in cool one liners."
Venessa: "I'm wet."
Damon: "I came."
Venessa: "he's mine Damon."
Damon: "Nuh uh. Ronan is MY daddy."

by OhTheNamesYoullKnow December 30, 2023

Rohan

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, while I gasp for air, scream, missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, on the back of a truck, on a trampoline, in the pool, in the garden, bent over, in the basement, against the window, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye rolling, hip thrusting, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, hair pulling, mind blogging, soul snatching, vile, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, mind blowing, body shivering, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, soul evaporating, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, lip locking, skin peeling, eye widening, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell devolving, hair ripping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, mouth foaming, to have & to hold, in sickness & in health, for richer or poorer, to love & cherish from this day forward until death do us part, YES FATHER, I DO, style of sex.

I just did the Rohan with my homies.

by LustfulMonkey January 3, 2024

Rohan's Civic

A popular metaphor in Katy, TX that stems from a very broken down Honda Civic. The metaphor represents anything considered too dangerous to be legal.

Everyone: did you see the new Saw movie?
Rohan: Yeah the traps were super scary!
Everyone: almost as deadly as Rohan's Civic!!

by RepublicOfKaty January 13, 2024

Rohan

Rohan is a walking green flag…He is calm yet funny…goofy yet sensible! He talks only when necessary and whenever he does, it makes sense. He is an extraordinarily smart and sophisticated person. He doesn’t realise it but he is actually very good looking, he is an absolute gem…he is amazingly cute! I wish I could tell him this one day…Rohan wherever you are, just know that you’re the best and there are people out there who’ll try to put you down but just REMEMBER, that you’re a wonderful person, friend and probably brother too…anyone’s lucky to have you..YOU ARE AMAAAZINGGGGGG AND I WISH NOTHING BUT YOUR SUCCESS!

Do you know who’s on the top???

ITS ROHANNNNN

by thegwentourmiles January 19, 2024

Rohan

Rohan is the one of the most intelligent people you’ll ever meet. He’s smart yet humble, goofy yet a sophisticated person…he’s unbelievably funny and extremely charming…he has a lot of good things ahead of him…he doesn’t realise it but he’s an extremely handsome and cute guy….he has an inner circle and is very loyal towards his friends…he doesn’t judge people easily and he is also very observant..ROHAN you are the BEST and don’t let stupid people upset you or stop you from achieving your goals and dreams!! He’s such a vibeeee and person with a wonderful personality..he’s pretty chill and low key and that’s the best thing abt him..he’s so much more than his intelligence!

Do you know who’s on the top!??

It’s ROHAN👑

by thegwentourmiles January 19, 2024

Rohan Mistry

touches children, all girls run away from him.

Hot girl: “what’s his name”
Boy: “Rohan Mistry”
Hot girl: “Ew, Rohan Mistry must have a small penis”- runs away

by Rohan Mistry January 31, 2024