Lording the Ring

(V.) The act of sticking your finger into any kind of hole preferably in front of an evil wizard.

Elijah Wood enjoys lording the ring, especially if it involves hunky elves.

by The Maxibator May 5, 2010

Elden ring

The greatest use of your time

Friend 1: have you seen Greg?
Friend 2: No, he said he got some new game called Elden Ring, I haven’t seen him all week

by DrYamKnight April 20, 2022

kebab ring

When the donner meat gets to the bottom of that thing that spins on the grill, it is taken off and sliced like a loaf of bread, the ring shaped slices of kebab meat are then covered in batter and deep freid in pig fat. Best served with chips, scraps and curry

Can i have a kebab ring special please

by mr smith March 8, 2005

T-Ring

A mystical super-food that is composed of typical taco fillings encased in a croissant crust, which is in the shape of a ring about 14" in diameter. Fillings may also include things such as corn or sliced peppers. Also known as Taco Ring.

Roommate 1: What are you thinking for dinner?

Roommate 2: I'm thinking T-Ring

Roommate 1: Goooooooodddd!!!

by Syrinx Sinner September 29, 2011

O-ring

Anal muscles.

1. My O-ring is a virgin.
2. If you don't slow down, you'll blow my O-ring!

by The nazi of Yatzee November 7, 2002

gonzo ring

A ring, usually made of rubber, that is worn at the base of the penis in order to sustain erections.

I'm gonna be fucking her all night...better get my gonzo.

by Crockett December 8, 2004

Cum Ring

The glob of cum that tends to land on the top of your index finger while ejaculating during masturbation.

Dude, i had the biggest cum ring on my finger today after i blew my load jacking off to midget porn

by KrazyKU February 22, 2009