Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

Retail rock

n. The music that is played in a corporate retail chain in order to influence the buying habits of customers. Although Retail rock varies from store to store, one thing remains consistant: the music, like the products found in the store at which it is played, is fake mass-produced garbage that must be avoided at all costs.

(1) While browsing in CVS, Barbra noticed the song playing over the store's radio was 'I Don't Want to Wait' by Paula Cole. She immediately bought several packs of Q-tips.

(2) Ashley's boyfriend watied outside Abercrombie & Fitch while she shopped for the latest fall fashions; he could hear 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer blearing over the store's speakers, and he didn't like it.

by Jordan August 17, 2004

squishy faced retard

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.

'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
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by iqbal February 21, 2007

Retard Frog Squirl

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a mutant fish and a retarded squirl having butt sex.

A mutant fish that crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands found it nessesary to have butt sex with a retarded squirl to make the "Retard Frog Squirl".

by sober_noob August 22, 2009

Retard

Word used to describe A person who act's extremely stupid

Chad : Thanks Nikki for going out with me ive been depressed lately sorry that all I can afford is taco bell!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!

by SlopNChop December 5, 2018

Shut up retard

1. The only insult that could possibly be more powerful than our one true god—Shaggy. Saying the phrase against a hardcore street rapper could actually end their entire career in a nanosecond.

2. When a mentally disabled person is being very annoying.

1. Retard: hehehe Peter griffin gay
Ben Shapiro: Shut up retard

2. Actual retard: ooga booga oomph nigga pants
Annoyed person: Shut up retard!

by Obamagay74731 May 20, 2019

retad

A word originating in an artifical Bostonian community. Similiar to wicked in its cultural backround because it has various connotations.

1. retad (noun) - fool; someone who does something retaded
2. retaded (adj) - describing someone who does something retaded
3. retad (inj) - to express great satisfaction
4. retad (adj) - descriing something that's temporarily or permanently COOL.

1. You're a retad PenGUin, you just got pwned/knif3d by a n00b.

2. People who claim to be able to tell the future through their dreams are retaded.

3. Retad! That's amazing!

4. That's retad, d00d, so sweet.

by Mike September 3, 2004