reitano

When someone claims to be in a relationship, only nobody has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.

MIKE: So, have you met Rob's new girlfriend?

ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.

by Kez 4 Prez April 2, 2011

rectangle sam

a badly rolled joint, as opposed to being round, it is rectangular.

"damn! that kid sucks at rolling! i dont want no rectangle sam!"

by D.N.N. November 10, 2007

rectangle knot

rectangle knot

rectangle knot ; not for cunts

by weebus oniibus January 6, 2020

Rectangular Cylinder

Pretty self-explanatory. It's just a rectangular cylinder

Look! a rectangular cylinder.

by HecticCabbage999 January 21, 2021

Rectangling

When you hit 4 rockets at one person at the same time.

Example of rectangling: Mad, kv, kim, and ki rectangled the poop out of bdvjco.

by theoneandonlykv June 27, 2021

Rectangulars

A tight-knit group of bikers who ride hard and fast. They may not hang out all the time, but when they do they party hard, have fun and always got each other's "six". Their catch phrase is "Square it up"

Rectangulars let's ride! Square it up!

by Daquan vonWill August 9, 2021

rectangular pizza

a type of pizza that is designed for sex offenders, pedos, dodgy pe teachers and anyone who wants to be bullies the absolute fuck out of

anyone who likes this also likes committing social suicide

any normal person: hey do you want pizza

social rejects: can it be a rectangular pizza ?

any normal person: absolute schmuck

by luv4yoongi July 17, 2022