Ryan

Most likely the gayest person you will ever meet. Likes to stick his dick in his own ass and braid his pubes.

Hey, I heard that Ryan guy was shoving his dick in his ass the other day!

by ejdhfnej May 25, 2018

Ryan

Stupid, ugly, nazi lookin, pervert weirdo, who if u know him u will want to block and unfriend him on every spource of communication and if u do he will cry. So he can’t talk to u, and is also most likely gay but hates gay people. Also has the micro penis disease

Man 1: oh great it’s ryan, I blocked him and he cried.
Man 2: oh no he’s coming over
Man 3: and he is gay
Ryan: hey guys
Girl: go away to gay perv
(Ryan runs away crying

by Barockrocks December 1, 2018

Ryan

Ryan, He usually keeps to himself but little does he know it he’s attractively handsome. Although it doesn’t seem like it that often, He cares about you, he cares about you a lot. He’s also very funny, He can make you smile no matter what meme he sends you in your dms. He’s also a HUGe Gamer boy, but you find that attractive, He has interests. It’s cute. He gets mistreated often when he doesn’t deserve it, he’s a great guy. Someone fun to Talk to. He’s also not the kindest person but he’s the truest, If you ever get into a relationship with him there’s always a couple flaws but that doesn’t stop you from having an amazing relationship with him. There’s just something about him that you’ll cherish forever, He’s not like other guys, although sometimes he fails to make you happy just know that he’s always trying.

Person1: bRo rYaN iS fUcKing hiLarIoUs lmFaO
Person2: yep.

by kao kun February 2, 2019

Ryan

A god. That’s it’s a god

Oh Ryan, yeah he’s a god.

by It’smeryan December 9, 2019

A Ryan

A noun associated with success. Doing everything perfectly, finding unparralled success and achievement in everything you touch. The "Midas Touch" in a modern context without the negative consequences.

Man 1: Dude! I just moved to a new country and pulled a Ryan!

Man 2: Really? You mean you moved there, everyone loves you, you made heaps of friends, found a almost mythical level of success in your profession all while avoiding the normal pit-falls and failures of real life?!

Man 1: Yes. Exactly that.

by C-man millie April 7, 2017

Ryan

A tramp that talk tooo much🙄.

“Ryan dtm”

by Klosopes August 25, 2019

ryan

a guy that you just can’t forget. he’s the “one that got away” type. he’s very sociable, and is quite attractive. girls love him. but he pays no mind to most of them. some would consider him a “player” but he has a shy side to him, when he really loves someone. often quite clueless.

god that ryan is stupid! but i love him. i wish he knew that.

by ohwhxtever May 22, 2018