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Kettle River

A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.
"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"
by Anon_Bitch January 8, 2015
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River King

They are cool. They have flamboyant hair. They will most likely be your first kiss and you will sit there like a fish. They have a cool bedroom and are a cool person. They also have a nice closet that you can steal clothes from.
by addisonhairdryer December 4, 2021
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Rivers Cuomo

Weezer frontman. He Weezy. Miles, @rivers.is.best.weezer.boi, loves him to an unhealthy extent. wtf, Mommy Miles?
Miles: I love rivers cuomo
literally everyone: we know mom
by who cares dude February 12, 2021
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River skipper

Noun
A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.
Look at all those river skippers at the gas station, dropping tailgates, drinking brown bag specials, and taking good American jobs.
by 24khoss October 17, 2013
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Chocolate River

The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.
Guy 1:Yo last night I gave Selena a Chocolate River

Guy2:How'd it go?
Guy1:She wasn't expecting it
by HeavyDutyPretzelStick May 20, 2017
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River horse

Squeaky kid that drinks dirt water and sleeps on a couch.
I know someone that is a River horse.
by WindyButtcheeks51 July 3, 2021
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bloody river

When a girl gets fisted while on her period and then the partner takes their hand out, while the blood runs from her pussy, then the partner beats them repeatedly until blood runs from her face and pussy.
I gave your girl a bloody river cause she cheated on you.
by Spreadingjuice January 14, 2015
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