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kraft quarter pound

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020
mugGet the kraft quarter poundmug.

double quarter sister

When a person is a quarter sister both on the fathers side and also on the mothers side. The result of a wife swap.
1. Adam and Bertha has Edit. Bertha and John has Anna. John and Karen has Evelyn.
Edit and Anna are half sisters on Edits mothers side.
Anna and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are quarter sisters on Edits mothers side.
2. If also Adam and Karen has Maria.
Edit and Maria are half sisters on Edits fathers side.
Maria and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are also quarter sisters on Edits fathers side.
Hence Edit and Evelyn are double quarter sisters.
And Maria and Anna are also double quarter sisters.
When Edits dad Adam swaped wife with John she got a double quarter sister Evelyn, which she has never met since Edits mom Bertha hates Evelyns mother Karen.
by pappaperake April 18, 2024
mugGet the double quarter sistermug.

Quarter life crisis

When you realize work is more important than partying..
“Kevin let’s go party,” Joey said “I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” kevin bitchly said
by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023
mugGet the Quarter life crisismug.

quarter breed

A racist term for a person who isn’t full or half mixed
Girl: YOU QUARTER BREED!

Other girl: just because I’m not half of something doesn’t mean I’m a quarter breed.
by anonymous April 28, 2023
mugGet the quarter breedmug.

quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature
I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll
by Savag3 af January 26, 2018
mugGet the quarter ballooningmug.

quarter cry

someone who is crying happily and sadly but is more one then the other.
"quarter cry atm"
"happy or sad bro?"
"sad."
by livvylu July 31, 2022
mugGet the quarter crymug.

Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman
"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"
by Cartoon the spoon November 22, 2018
mugGet the Chinese quarter poundermug.

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