Purple Sombrero

The swollen head of an erect, circumcised penis

I gave her a close-up look at my Purple Sombrero

by BigBossMan November 27, 2012

purple ocean

The purple ocean is When ARMY is waving with their armybomb at a bts concert in the purple colour

OMG! Look How big the purple ocean is! I want to be in it one day

by Lilmeowmeow17 June 8, 2020

Purple Glurple

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.

Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!

by The Real Mr. Hollywood May 15, 2018

Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Purple Person

A special person / lover / victim

Omg Jose is the purple person because Tina Was Smashing him!

by Sumfuccboi August 8, 2021

die purple

1) A feeling you get when you laugh so hard that you are literally purple in the face. 2) A feeling you get when you are so embarassed that you wanna die.

"Im gonna die purple from laughing so hard"

by shortie64 April 1, 2009

purple vortex

doin someone through the nose

banging someone through the nose

this is referred to as a "purple vortex"

by Lola Tramacchio March 23, 2010