Every part of what a prick is but with the word purple, Usually used as an insult to a person wearing purple, purple hair, most clothing items. (Does not require person to wear purple)
by Gentledude November 27, 2017
When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.
Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!
by The Real Mr. Hollywood March 25, 2018
by Motix October 04, 2021
by Pmouflette January 02, 2020
1) A feeling you get when you laugh so hard that you are literally purple in the face. 2) A feeling you get when you are so embarassed that you wanna die.
by shortie64 April 01, 2009
by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018
The next level to Blue Balls. An extremely agonizing sensation in the scrotum that occurs from not
ejaculating when trying to hook up while you ALREADY have blue balls and you're cut off from cumming again.
ejaculating when trying to hook up while you ALREADY have blue balls and you're cut off from cumming again.
My girl is such a cunt, she was sucking me off and I was about to cum and she suddenly stopped and went home so I called my side hoe and bitch did the same thing now my purple sack is killing me!
by Badbeehavior September 29, 2017