Purple Clouds

The smoke produced when you smoke any strain of marijuana that is of a purple color.

Steve: hey Julio, I hot some grand daddy purple. wanna smoke it with me?
Julio: hells yeah man, Imma blow some purple clouds with this shit.

by Fascinated Spirit May 9, 2013

Purple Potatoes

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet

John was purple potatoes at night.

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Purple Clover

When your old lady’s ass is worn out and beat up from too much anal and all them hemorrhoids look like a field of purple clover down there.

Rachel’s ass has been so vigorously anal sexed it’s a field of purple clover. She gonna need surgery on them piles.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Purple Dentist

The pants-dwelling male professional that wants to inspect the inside of your mouth.

"My purple dentist gave her/him a clean bill of health!"

by Gozdan July 17, 2018

Purple Binky

When a black man does ass to mouth

Kanye West is the king of the Purple Binky

by hannaharendt August 22, 2018

Purple Glurple

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.

Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!

by The Real Mr. Hollywood May 15, 2018