Red Faced Cunt Pounder

An erect penis sporting rubberbands around the tip to create a more sensitive area for the male.

Get over here and slide on my red faced cunt pounder, bitch!

by micah! March 16, 2004

poundee

A college girl who, in most cases will wear any of the following items: UGG boots, Northface Jacket, Leggings, Spandex (in any form), etc.). This girl on Friday nights will wander out to any fraternity to get her ass pounded.

Kumar: Yo, Vijay, you see that Gill chick's facebook said she's at the Theta Delta Chi party tonight.

Vijay: Yeah, she fucks her way into those parties every night because she's a poundee.

by ravitheatheist December 20, 2008

ponce

v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing

"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."

by MC Skillet August 23, 2006

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

An Ethiopian with a yeast-infection

The Quarter Pounder with Cheese had to decide between eating that week or getting some sweet ointment for her snizz.

by Lifter5 January 13, 2008

portland pounder

you fucking knock a fucktards fucking teeth the fuck out then fuck them in their fucking fucking fucked up mouth, and its all bleeding and shit. The fucking gums are fucking nice and fucking smooth and they fucking maximize the fucking pleasure the fucking whore gives you,m and its all bleeding and shit.

Your mom just received a Portland pounder.

by Shit fuck face December 12, 2007

ground pounder

A fat person, often excessively overweight.

She's a proper ground pounder, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by AL January 22, 2004

polish ass pounder

man who is polish and takes it in the ass (or girl)

wow joe your a polish ass pounder

by fran ros February 18, 2008