Postaholic

A person that has been warned or advised NOT to post their picture on Facebook or other social media EVERY SINGLE DAY. The person then goes on to post ANYTHING, whether relevant or not, every single day.

"That girl from high school stopped her "selfie" posts, but posted a picture of her flat tire...She is such a postaholic."

by AMPTNT December 7, 2013

Poptart

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.

Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."

by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013

Popsterbation

The act of one sitting on a toilet and masturbating con-currently

Popsterbation is amazing

by Alex sb May 12, 2014

poptartgladiator

The swaggiest person you will ever meet

Me: Hey PoptartGladiator
PoptartGladiator: SUP NIGGA! IM AUDI

by Timmy K. February 11, 2014

poptary

A sexual favour involving pop tarts whip cream and cherries. It can be anything sexual but is usually when a girl eats a pop tart with a whole in the middle of a mans genitaillia proceeding to lick the whip cream and cherry off

Angelina totally said shed give me a poptary

by john mcsunnyson April 15, 2014

poptacular

A mashup of the words 'popular' and 'spectacular'. It's a word for when being one of the two isn't enough.

The all-star quarterback who also happens to be the president of the drama club would be considered poptacular.

Jim: Hey, did you see the new kid today?
Tim: Yeah, he went from nobody to poptacular in one class.
Jim: What'd he do?
Tim: I don't know but now the girls won't stop talking about him.

by Nights_of_Suburbia November 29, 2014

Postarrhea

The compulsive behavior to have to post everything to social networks.

Post anything and everything you do unto social networks, such as going to the bathroom, being stoned drunk, forwarding everything are just a few of the ailments of:
POSTARRHEA

by Whispering Wolf March 30, 2015