pope rape

Pope rape is when you are a little child. Your pastor calls your parents saying you need to have a talk with him about your sins. Your dad works long days at KFC and your mom spends the night at her friends most nights. Your mom drops you off at the church about 1:30am when pastor Dave said Gods presence is in the church. And that’s when you get raped.

Hey pastor Dave. I’ll rape you. And then you’ll have to rape me if you can. Pope rape

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

Pope Clement VII

Born Giulio de' Medici, he was one of the four popes from the Medici Family, you'll know him for being the guy who forbade the divorce of Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon

They never tell you which pope forbade Henry VIII's divorce, it was Pope Clement VII

by BlankCanvas742 December 5, 2022

Pope Joan

To have a computer that is perpetually inferior to a legger

Goatl, wanted to update his PC because it was always one step behind Legger's. He is such a Pope Joan

by Leggnog May 8, 2020

Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.

" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"

by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021

The Pope

An absolute monarch of Vatican City (An actual country), who is trying to scam you into Christianity.

The pope is asking me to become Christian, otherwise he will use God and Anime to strike me down.
Run for your lives, the Pope wants more Christians!

by GebigsBird May 20, 2022

Pope

To agree, or a substitute for yes. A shortening of “is the pope Catholic?”

“Yo dude are we drinking tonight?”
“Pope.” (As in yes, of course we are)

by Babalouie7 February 23, 2024

POPED

Or “GET POPED” A word you use when you get fucked over by something or someone.

Person A: My boyfriend cheated on me
Person B: GET POPED

by Princessmenace January 12, 2022