purple popsicle

A purple popsicle is when you fuck barney in Antarctica so hard that he falls apart and you just have purple on yo dik.

Man I just purpled popsicled for the third time this month!

My first purple popsicle of my life is happenin on Wednesday... hopefully.

by Yolo McJagger February 23, 2014

poopsicle

a person who brings down an upbeat mood or ambiance, shared by an individual or a general public

poopsicle,party pooper,downer,pessamist,emo

by jord;) December 25, 2009

popsicle starfish

the sexual retaliation after two people in a long distance relationship finally end there celibacy with each other
or
the ending of celibacy

damit jessica you are so gonna get the popsicle starfish when you get here,and i'm not taken it out till the stick is clean

by nevereven May 20, 2008

poopsticker

n. - someone or something, that when hit with poop it sticks.

my poopsticker of a job sucks ass." or, "that poopsticker cock blocked me at the party

by shea time June 24, 2010

popsicle

when you freeze your shit and use it as a dildo

i love the cooling sensation of my popsicle

by dicksummmyumm January 28, 2009

eat the popsicle

When a girl gives a blowjob to a guy who's dick is frozen to the point where it is a block of ice.

Guy1: Dude, i had the weirdest experience last night.

Guy2: Did your girl finally eat the popsicle?

Guy1: Yah man! it was weird cuz i couldn't feel it at all but at the same time it was awesome.

by Robert (thanks Danny!) February 24, 2008

Mother's Special Popsicle

When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.

I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.

by Evan Maxwell February 17, 2010