Poon Palace

A place of business where a vast majority of the employees there are attractive females.

The IHOP, Woodman's, and Cherryvale Mall are all examples of poon palaces you can find in Rockford, Illinois.

by Satchmo II February 13, 2005

poon shine

"The sweet nectar of a female hillbilly."

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

poon duty

N. Questing for Poon;

Derived from Poon, but is focused on getting Poon.

Yo' Larry, you wanna hang out?

Na man, I'm on Poon Duty.

Hellz yea!

by Tony March 7, 2005

poon jabby

The place where a man sticks his healthy boner. The love opening. See hatchet wound.

Tommy likes to pound Brooke in her poon jabby until she squirts magical tarter sauce. Mmm Mmm good!

by Jocko Johnson March 14, 2004

poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast December 9, 2008

poon cakes

1.an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with
2. somebody who's a douche bag

1. come here poon cakes and suck me
2. that guy is such a fucken poon cake

by poonmaster3000 April 28, 2007

Poon Poof

A slang term for "queef", when air is emitted from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse, stretching, or exercise. Has a flatulence like noise but no smell.

I was doing the Crane Pose in yoga class when I let out a little poon poof.

by tendollarlameo June 30, 2011