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iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around
Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home
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Ping pong

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.

A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).
Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!

Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!
by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018
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Ping pong puppy

The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.

The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.
“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy”
by Interested observer October 31, 2023
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face ping pong

sending pictures of your face back and forth on snapchat without having a conversation.
"cba to reply to all these snapchats, they're all just face ping pong"

"She's always on her phone, face ping ponging people"
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ultimate extreme ping pong

Ultimate extreme ping pong is a game played with a ping pong ball and a badminton racket

The object of the game is to smack the other person with the ball as hard as possible....

Once hit - you have been ponged!
Dude - You've been ponged....

Wanna play ultimate extreme ping pong? I'll pong you!
by T Dawgg May 28, 2008
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Ping Pong Peng

To describe a good looking person
by bethanfern June 25, 2019
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hit yo block like ping pong

To hit sumone block to fuck they hynas
Man fuck ya doin
just hit yo block like ping pong. u got a problem ehse?
by real ass foo February 7, 2021
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