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Polish Ass

The booty bump of a woman from an eastern european country. It is God given and wonderful.
Wow, Kim Kardashian sure has a polish ass....
by ESP (Exciting Sexy and Polish) January 20, 2011
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Polish Deuce

The standard haircut for all males over the age of one month in Poland and the only hairstyle for men taught in Polish Cosmetology schools. A Polish Deuce is given by using a number 2 clipper setting, cutting the entire head, and putting at least one knick/bald spot in the back of the head.
Look at McQuades hair- That dude is going native Polish. His hair was so long and stylish, now he has a Polish Deuce.
by Cosmetic Cobbler April 7, 2011
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Polish tuxedo

An outfit consisting of sweatpants and a zip up sweatjacket that are both the same color, most likely adidas, reebok, or nike.
See paulie walnuts/niko belic wearing a polish tuxedo
by good things 23 May 27, 2011
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get my knob polished

When a male submits his penis for oral sex (fellatio). "Knob" is a slang word or euphemism for head of the penis (glans); "get polished" (polished) implies agitation or rubbing, in this case full sexual excitation of the dick head.

When the male's penis head is swollen or engorged by oral sex, he has had his knob polished. In actuality, though, "get my knob polished" has come to mean "get a blow job" with the hope of orgasm included.

The term is not to be confused with "dip my wick," another penile reference that usually implies penile-vaginal or even penile-anal sex.

A person who does not orally polish the knob but instead leaves it messy with saliva and/or pre-ejaculate is a knob slob.
1. --"I want to get my knob polished soooo bad!"

--"Don't look at me, bro. Find your own head."

2. --"I like to polish his knob 'til it's real shiny and red!" - one of the "two gay guys from Jersey" (Fred Armisen, Bill Haider) on TV show Saturday Night Live.
by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011
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polish sixpack

whilest fingering a girl, take your middle finger and stick it in her ass. Now, squeeze your pointer and middle fingers together and then pull. (similar to the motion of picking up a sixpack of beer.
while i was finger-blasting Mary i got a finger in her ass and gave her a polish sixpack
by LiCiOuS March 10, 2003
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polish shower

when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell
"i am not fucking taking a shower today i took one yesterday, i'll just take a polish shower"
by uncle jimmy June 28, 2006
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Polish Foreplay

Throwing attitude back and forth while one eats a steaming potato in a dark room.
Gee chris, All this polish foreplay really has me ready for a polish bike ride.
by littlemscupcake November 12, 2009
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