trailer park poach

when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.

Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach

by SirSource March 18, 2019

ancient world poach

when the government discourages popular blacks from starting families with popular people of the ancient world or their exes to promote white superiority.

Blacks are the richest and most attractive minorities but the ancient world poach was made to try to disassociate blacks from the Bible.

by Coop Dupe August 20, 2020

Poppin' a Poagie

Another way to say that you are getting a boner.

Person 1 : Bro, get off my lap, I'm poppin' a poagie

Person 2 : Chill bro, I've had a poagie for 15 minutes now

by luvbkYT October 18, 2021

Stalker's Poach

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)

These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.

by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025