Piss skin

A derogatory term for an Asian person because of their yellow skin.

Guy 1: look at Chong. He always thinks himself as too smart and shows off.
Guy 2: Yeah that filthy piss skin scumbag.

by Saitama 777 February 21, 2022

Austin Powers Piss

The act of taking a very, very long number 1, perhaps with frequent pauses in between urination and then resuming urination at full force. As seen in the evacuation stage of the unfreezing process as seen in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

I just took such a huge piss from drinking so much water. It was kinda like an Austin Powers Piss.

by p-schaefer October 19, 2010

Robert Frost Piss

Urine that comes out in two separate streams, causing you to try to balance the two streams and usually ends up spraying all over the place. This urine is an allusion to the oft-quoted line from the famous Robert Frost poem-"The Road Not Taken": "Two roads diverged in a wood..."

Dang, my bathroom floor is a mess-I had that Robert Frost Piss!

by John Gottim May 18, 2011

Fingers in too many pies

When a Boy is flirting with far too many Girls and keeping all his options open.

Thomas : Iago’s snapping Emma? I thought he was all over Amy..
James : Yeah he is , he has his fingers in too many pies.

by ConnorMcFuckingSweeney November 2, 2019

piss dick

a condition whereupon an uncut male fails to spend an adequate amount of time shaking the piss out of his dick, leaving it trapped under the foreskin. often creates a stinging sensation and/or a terrible warm piss smell.

Jesus my cockhead is stinging... I must have some serious piss dick going on!

by ronnie_e April 18, 2010

clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

by Dave May 3, 2005