the mad pirate

while a chick is giving you a blow job, take out your dick, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin, she will then continue to hop around the room with one eye shouting "arrr!"

johnny gave sue the mad pirate and she didnt talk to him for weeks

by captain hook February 1, 2004

butt pirate

One who raids and plunders one's rectum/colon/anus.

Alex is a Butt Pirate.

by Eura Phagg November 26, 2006

dancing pirate

Jizz in a girl's eye, then kick her in the knee, causing her to jump on one leg, like a pirate with a peg-leg.

My girlfriend looked funny as hell after the dancing pirate.

by Troy McGrath June 16, 2003

Pussy-Pirate

Someone who goes around having sex with females to steal their virginity.

I've heard of rape but being a pussy-pirate, I wonder how many girl's virginities he has taken.

by Malcavious Xero August 12, 2006

Virginity Pirate

Someone who seeks out all of the virgins around them and plunders their booty.

Woman 1: I really like that guy, I think I might sleep with him.
Woman 2: Be careful, I hear he is a virginity pirate.

by melsmore May 31, 2010

pirate shipwreck

Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.

Lafonda broke her hip because I gave her a pirate shipwreck.

by Scumbag 2 April 28, 2006

ass pirate

A homo who raids others' assholes with no warning while saying "ARRRgh"

Hey dude, remember Chris, that fucking ass pirate?

by Chotedog May 4, 2005