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Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.
Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.
by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014
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Pig Ray

A primitive, 'pig like' creature. Has high levels of aggresion, no social skills, and no place within a civilised society.

A stern bully, with attributes of a pig.
"'Hey buddy, get a load of ze guy steeling that nerds lunch money!', 'Yeah, i know, what a Pig Ray'."

"I had to leave the pub, there was a Pig Ray near by"
by Dave24 February 2, 2007
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pig squeal

in hardcore bands and music the singer will make a squealing sound with his voice which sounds like a pig.
I love this song because of all the pig squeals.
by JamesLee January 13, 2008
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cum pig

A person, male or female that so craves the feel and taste of sperm, they will have sex with two men at the same time, one anal or vaginal, the other oral, seeking the maximum amount of sperm from the transaction. Cum pigs love the feeling of degradation they get from being screwed by two men at the same time, often hoping to have the cum sprayed on their bodies, esp. the face.
She took it from both guys last night, at the same time. When the popped on on her face, they realized what a horny cum pig she was.
by Miguel Exilito May 13, 2008
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lay a pig

The act of defecating at a friend's, relative's, acquaintance's, or random stranger's house without flushing the toilet. This is done in a casual, or forgetful, manner and the feces is usually never found until the culprit has left.
Dude, Matt, I just went to drop a dog upstairs, and Al totally decided to lay a pig. You gotta flush that shit, man.
by SatelliteDaddy June 16, 2010
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pig strips

a synonym for bacon, coined by me.
Mr. Grate: Johnson! The company picnic is in 5 days. What are you bringing?

Johnson: I'm bringing some Mountain Dew, Doritos, and some pig strips.

Mr. Grate: Pig strips? What in the world are pig strips?

Johnson: It's just bacon Mr. Grate.

Mr. Grate: You kids and your crazy slang!

*both laugh*
by um... bob May 9, 2009
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Pig of the spots

The spottiest of the spots, who likes to pick
"I'm on my period and I'm pig of the spots"
by piggypigpogs May 11, 2009
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