perser

loud! laughs uncontrolably! smart! red hair! dangly earrings!

OMG! that fish looks like a perser!

by chimeres October 8, 2006

persian poker player

Figure of speech referring to a cheater of some sort. Said cheater needs not be of Persian ancestry of a poker player.

Honey, you slept with my best friend? you are SUCH a Persian poker player!

by White Bread January 8, 2006

persian men

Men who are from Iran, Afghanistan or Tajikistan

persian men are hot asf and thats a fact

by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022

Jayden Peerson

Stupid, Tall, and Dating a Retarded Bitch Girlfriend Named Probably Stupid Named Shailey That is Probably a Bitch to his Best Friend Probably Something Awesome Like Ian.

Oh My god There is jayden Peerson EWWWWWW!!!! Said Emma

by Caleb Cartery December 7, 2016

persian salad

To have a rather odiferous and raunchy bowel movement that only the strong of faith can withstand.

Man, I just made a persian salad at this girl's apartment. I think we need to leave . . . like right now.

by Frank Fagsmasher April 8, 2010

persian goggles

when a dude puts his jizz around a chicks eyes and licks it off

I gave this chick persian goggles and she let me stick her.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Persian girl

Any girl with five pounds of make up , fake Gucci bag and a nose job

Nasim seems to be a Persian girl

by Ultraslime May 21, 2015